Jesus Was a CapricornJesus was a Capricorn
Seagoat who died on a cross
Drank, blew, and preached through his horn
Joey, Chandler, Rachel, Ross
Monica, Phoebe tended
The seven generations
Of whom I am descended
From Planck's Wall
Behind it
We call that
"God"
posted by PWS at 4:10 PM
4 Comments:
Hot damn this is downright biblical.
7 lines in the first stanza, 3 in the second, 7 syllables, then 3. hell you even have 40 words (minus "God" - which just throws the whole fucking thing off, dumbshit.)
Was it the dream or the halucinations caused by your mother's attempt at beef stew that inspired you? Wait! How could I have been so stupid. It's Chandler's wedding to Phoebe's ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be Joey's childhood lover, not to say that Joey is gay. Not at all. Joey's had to have fucked Monica in at least 15 different episodes. But then again, Ross bet Chandler $5 that they were of the anal variety.
Is Joey gay????
You are right about the structure. First stanza seven syllables, seven lines. (Religious, astrological, bullshit "cosmic" or "sacred" number).
The second is 3 syllables and 3 lines. Father, son and holy spirit the oneness of three Christians call "God." (the final 'stanza' is one line, one syllable-God! MAGIC!)
I wrote this while looking horoscopes today in the paper and realizing that the day Jesus is celebrated as being born means that he's a capricorn. And I thought that was funny.
Capricorn is from Greek mythology-("the seagoat" or "the earthgoat") and Christianity takes a lot from pagan mythology. So the connections between Greek and pagan mythology, Christianity, Astrology, "Friends", the Judaic obsession with descendents (And Bruach begat Abrahm whom begat Bezhara who begat Juach...), Quantum theory and mechanics (Max Planck and his so -called 'wall'-the 10 seconds after the big bang that we can't see what's before it-which just might be be a nothingness of just floating matter that exists out of time and space-this is why I challenged your thing about "before" the big bang. "It's only due to the poverty of our imagination to believe that the universe had to have had a beginning"-I would like to think that the universe has no beginning and no end and just exists and goes through cycles of big bangs and crunches different eacch time around). Unifying all these crazy and disrelated things and finding some belief in one of the most fundamental problems of human existence-finding a God or belief-that to me is funny.
I like things and find them all interesting-Greek, popular culture, science, Christianity-but one must keep a distance and be funny about it and take it for what it is-nothing.
Joey wasn't gay, but it should be said that if you have ever enjoyed the show "Friends" you have no hope for figuring out anything.
Why do anything? Everything is just going to die. Everything. Everything.
I however am keeping away from caffeine for my anxiety. I also am going to college and have a job so I can make money and live comfortably so I can be happy until I die.I will fall in love and get married and have a child or two and some pets and live in a house and the house will not exist and the pets will die and my kids will then die. It's all so pointless.
Of course I hope my kids die BEFORE I do.
I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNANANAN DIEDIEIDIEIDIE! AHHHHHHHHHH! DEATH!!!!!!!!!
NONO NONONO NO NO NO! PLEASE!
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
dONT' KILll m e.
man that reminded me of a gene wilder bout in young frankenstein after igor admits to having given dr. frankenstein a brain whose previous owner had been named "aby normal."
btw my love for you will never die.
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