Scientology
75 million years ago, Xenu the ancient space alien dictator, froze billons of humans and placed their bodies around the volcanoes of the Earth. Pleased with this brutal display of power, he then blew up the iceblocked-peoples with H-bombs. He then brainwashed them with a huge 3-D movie for three-score days.
The frightened beings gathered around the other humans and held on. They are still acting as parasites to us today, sucking us of our spirtual and life potential, hampering us from accomplishing our goals.
You have no idea how to strip them from you and you aren't even trying. You are pathetic, poor and ugly and you take pills to "help" with your "problems".
Tom Cruise does. He's a millionaire and is good looking and has magic balls. So fuck you assholes.
NOTE: This is NOT sarcastic. I am serious. He who has not seen the need for this powerful tool is USELESS.
75 million years ago, Xenu the ancient space alien dictator, froze billons of humans and placed their bodies around the volcanoes of the Earth. Pleased with this brutal display of power, he then blew up the iceblocked-peoples with H-bombs. He then brainwashed them with a huge 3-D movie for three-score days.
The frightened beings gathered around the other humans and held on. They are still acting as parasites to us today, sucking us of our spirtual and life potential, hampering us from accomplishing our goals.
You have no idea how to strip them from you and you aren't even trying. You are pathetic, poor and ugly and you take pills to "help" with your "problems".
Tom Cruise does. He's a millionaire and is good looking and has magic balls. So fuck you assholes.
NOTE: This is NOT sarcastic. I am serious. He who has not seen the need for this powerful tool is USELESS.
posted by PWS at 11:22 PM
1 Comments:
Who are you, and what have you done with Patrick?!
:)
Reading-up on Scientology, are we?
I think the whole thing is...
...well...
...a little out there.
But what do I know...It's three o'clock in the morning and I'm reading blogs for God's sake. :)
Speaking of which, where is that short story you promised??
I am SO looking forward to it. :)
- Ash
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