Wednesday, November 30, 2005

ANDERSON COOPER ODE


Another day another dollar there is so much news to tell
Tie your tie Anderson Cooper a complete circle knot Gordion knot
You are the potent poison in the blowdart
Look in the mirror
You are the virile cat that bites the hand that feeds
Them oh them Anderson Cooper, Weep for them for they know not
What they know What they think is simply a kelpie's spell

ANDERSON COOPER (FIRST QUESTION)

What can I, a heir to an heiress, do for them that bake like turkeys in causatum of radiowaves
Dumb and filthy? I have money, looks, sure (this much we know and must admit openly), but Do what must I do?

GOD

You must ask questions. Ask questions. Demand accountability. Look handsome and suave. Question. Look handsome.

JESUS (whispers in God's ear)

It helps to be sexually ambiguous.

WHALES

(float to the top of the waves blowing salt sea water high in the sky)

ANDERSON COOPER (Second Question)

Okay? Okay. K.

STARS

(fall from the heavens)

Another day another dollar there is so much news to tell
Tie your tie Anderson Cooper a complete circle knot Gordion knot
You are the potent poison in the blowdart
Look in the mirror
You are the virile cat that bites the hand that feeds
Them oh them Anderson Cooper, Weep for them for they know not
What they know What they think is simply a kelpie's spell

1 Comments:

Blogger A. B. Chairiet said...

Oh my God...

Stars? Whales??

You, my friend, are a genius.

But Anderson Cooper is pretty darn cute. Gay, apparently, but whatever...

I might be too.

~ Ash

3:55 AM  

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