47, Baby!
What a year 2006 was! I turned 21, I bought some new jeans online and I found out from here that I have the 47th Greatest (? Most-Viewed? Fragrant?) Classical Blog on the Interweb. I will take this as a complete victory as my goal has always been to destroy "NY Opera Fanatic" in any way I can. Since the numerous dead squirrels and death threats I've sent to Mr. Wood and his family have not decreased his blogging abilities, it was a treat to see me one ahead of him. As of tomorrow, my war on Dr. Dick begins. I promise to eschew all jabs at his name, and begin where it hurts. (Your blog titles rarely pun as consistently as mine!)
I am of course joking. Those are all lovely blogs, and I never bought any jeans over the internet.
The list, along with many others who read this site, seem to be confused to who or what the hell I am. To put an end to all the rumors I would like to say once and for all that I am not a fruit bat. I am, in fact, a human being (the confusion with a fruit bat stemming from the fact that I often do lick hawkweed sunflowers for nectar), but am not really a composer. I harbored a desire to be one but have basically scrapped it. I'm 21 years old and an English Major in Minnesota. I am a Sagitarius and like Sugar cookies.
As this picture attests the 47th most popular Classical blogger can attract females, whom many are women:
What a year 2006 was! I turned 21, I bought some new jeans online and I found out from here that I have the 47th Greatest (? Most-Viewed? Fragrant?) Classical Blog on the Interweb. I will take this as a complete victory as my goal has always been to destroy "NY Opera Fanatic" in any way I can. Since the numerous dead squirrels and death threats I've sent to Mr. Wood and his family have not decreased his blogging abilities, it was a treat to see me one ahead of him. As of tomorrow, my war on Dr. Dick begins. I promise to eschew all jabs at his name, and begin where it hurts. (Your blog titles rarely pun as consistently as mine!)
I am of course joking. Those are all lovely blogs, and I never bought any jeans over the internet.
The list, along with many others who read this site, seem to be confused to who or what the hell I am. To put an end to all the rumors I would like to say once and for all that I am not a fruit bat. I am, in fact, a human being (the confusion with a fruit bat stemming from the fact that I often do lick hawkweed sunflowers for nectar), but am not really a composer. I harbored a desire to be one but have basically scrapped it. I'm 21 years old and an English Major in Minnesota. I am a Sagitarius and like Sugar cookies.
As this picture attests the 47th most popular Classical blogger can attract females, whom many are women:
posted by PWS at 2:08 AM
1 Comments:
Congradulations! now i can mooch of your sucess and fame and attract unwary bloggers myway though persistant comments and my lack of intelligble humor, bwahahah.
also happy birthday, did you have crazy drinking time?
also the little verification thing says Bqfoxeva... which seems to suggest a barbeque for x-ever...or someone name eva.
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