Sunday, July 08, 2007

Second Viennese School as Bomb Pop












Bomb Pops, three flavored confection. American in origin.

Berg occupies the top of the stick, the Cherry. The color of blood, the color of the beating heart. Despite his flavorful cherry flavor, Berg has a secret geometry; the ridges that encircle the stick equidistant, and a protruding top aching into the aether. It is a kabbalistic alchemy that will bring about sleep and nothingness.

Schoenberg occupies the bottom of the stick, the Blue Raspberry. He is the base, the welder of the blue veins that turn red when Berg will bring them up into the air.

Webern is the middle of the stick, the Lime. Webern is sublime because he occupies a middle stage, in which only sparks and clouds exist. Lime, while perhaps not being your favorite flavor, occupies the largest portion of the three-part confection. Considering that you enjoy it top to bottom, the lime can only serve as a place where you come from, or one from where you go.

The stick, it is said, was put together by various carpenters (mostly Germanic) since the days of Bach. The wood is known for being tough to break.

8 Comments:

Blogger Chaz said...

But then who is the ice cream man?

12:53 AM  
Blogger PWS said...

Obviously,
http://tinyurl.com/blkf9

1:10 AM  
Blogger Chaz said...

Awesome.

I would have also accepted:

http://www.scubb.com/images/products/0724387392526.jpg

1:14 AM  
Blogger Corey said...

I was thinking:

http://www.briscoebarnyard.com/pictures/tastee.jpg

7:27 AM  
Blogger Corey said...

I would also like to note that I haven't had a Bomb Pop in 10 years.

7:28 AM  
Blogger PWS said...

Get thee to a creamery!

1:34 PM  
Blogger Akron Crossing said...

Good job with the "nurture" psycho-route in lime. Otherwise it would've been totally gay.

9:33 PM  
Blogger Peter (the other) said...

As someone who is old and in the way (from a time before bomp pops!), I want to let you know that you inspired me to have my first bomb pop (it was many layered, and quite good).

7:59 AM  

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